Strain
Find Cheetah Piss in Houston at Treez Dispensary
Cheetah Piss is a funky, loud Cookies-family hybrid with a cult following. Find it fresh and indoor-and-exotic at Treez in Houston, on Veterans Memorial near Greenspoint.
Cheetah Piss at a glance
- Type: Balanced hybrid (~50/50)
- Genetics: Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
- Effects: Uplifted, euphoric, focused, then relaxed
- Flavor: Funky citrus, ammonia, diesel
- Best for: Daytime into the afternoon, social
- Terpenes: Caryophyllene · limonene · myrcene
In-store only, no online ordering. 21+ with valid ID.
The genetics: a Cookies-family triple cross
- Bred by Cookies Fam as a nod to the classic "Cat Piss"
- Lemonnade brings the loud citrus
- Gelato 42 brings the dessert-sweet backbone
- London Poundcake 97 rounds it out with a rich, gassy edge
What it feels like: an up-then-easy hybrid
- Up top — euphoric, focused, a little social spark
- Settling in — a mellow body ease as it rides out
- The vibe — great for daytime or an afternoon hang
- Heads up — it's potent, so pace yourself
Flavor & aroma: loud and funky
- Taste — sharp citrus with a diesel bite
- Aroma — pungent, ammonia-and-gas funk (that's the name)
- Not shy — this one fills the room
Who it's for
- You like loud, funky, gassy strains
- You want uplifted and focused, not sleepy
- Daytime or social sessions
- Experienced smokers chasing something bold
Straight from farms with 30+ years of experience
- No middleman — sourced direct from our partnered farms
- 30+ years of growing know-how behind every batch
- Indoor & exotic only, cut fresh every week
- Consistent jar to jar, and priced easy
Find Cheetah Piss at Treez Dispensary in Houston
- Fresh-cut, indoor & exotic Hemp Flower
- Shop online or pull up in person
- Lineup rotates — call (346) 348-5662 to check today's stock
- Out of it? A budtender will match you to something close
The Treez take on Cheetah Piss
- We keep the loud stuff — gassy, funky exotics like this are what the wall's known for. Never mid.
- Farm-direct, lab-tested — straight from our 30+ year partner farms, COA on hand so you know what you're getting.
- Want the real rundown? — ask a budtender how it hits before you grab it. Straight answers, no hype.
- Peep our deals before you slide through — here's what's live.
Getting to Treez Dispensary in Houston
Where to find us
- 12033 Veterans Memorial Dr, Houston, TX 77067
- Right off Beltway 8 (Sam Houston Tollway) and I-45 North, near Greenspoint
- Free parking in the lot right out front, easy in and out
Directions
- From Aldine: a couple minutes west on Beltway 8, or straight over on Aldine Mail Rd
- From Jersey Village: take the Sam Houston Tollway north and east, exit at Veterans Memorial
- From Kohrville or Louetta: head south down Veterans Memorial and you'll run right into us
- Off I-45 North: exit toward Beltway 8 / Greenspoint, then cut over to Veterans Memorial
Good to know
- Payments:
- Cash, all major credit cards, and debit
- Ways to shop:
- In-store or in-store pickup
- Parking:
- Free parking right out front
- Hours:
- Open daily, 8am–midnight
- Age:
- Must be 21+ with a valid ID, bring it every visit
Open daily, 8:00 AM to 12:00 AM
Nearby areas we serve: North Houston · Kohrville · Louetta · Jersey Village · Aldine · Westfield · IAH Airport · Hobby Airport
Come meet our budtenders
Not sure what you're after? Slide through and talk to the team. They've got years on the counter and know every jar on the wall, so they'll walk you through the strains and brands, break down the effects and flavors, and answer whatever you've got. Take your time, there's no rush.
Slide Through to TreezCheetah Piss FAQs
A balanced hybrid (roughly 50/50) from the Cookies family. It opens uplifting and focused, then eases into the body.
It's a nod to the classic "Cat Piss" strain, and to its loud, funky, ammonia-and-citrus aroma. The name fits the smell.
Sharp citrus with a diesel, gassy bite and a funky ammonia note. Loud and pungent.
It runs potent, so it's better suited to experienced smokers or anyone who paces themselves. Start low.
At Treez, 12033 Veterans Memorial Dr near Greenspoint. Shop online or pull up, and call (346) 348-5662 to check today's stock.
Yes, ours is hemp-derived, legal under current Texas law and lab-tested with a COA in the shop. Must be 21.
Our menu rotates with fresh weekly drops, so it comes and goes. Call or pull up to check, and a budtender will line up a similar option if it's out.
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